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But being the stupid lamers that Amiga
lamers are the only answer they give is
'Please do leave us alone'.
Now we have to help our funny
lamers. Scandinavian News has already
made this Lamer's Corner to help lamers
to overcome problems of daily life. Now
you, dear reader, also should try to
help them. Give a lamer a kick in the
ass, make a quick lamer-bodycheck, try
to burn them and so on. Maybe it helps
them to understand why they are to be
proud of being lame. Not everyone is
lame,you see. Lamers are a new fashion,
Lamers are the elite of the idiots.
Lamers are even worse than the Lavatory
Cleaners Union! Be proud of being lame!
It's the only thing you can be proud
of! (That is if you have the brain to
know what proud is)
We do everything we can to help
lamers. Now we also want YOU to help
lamers. Therefore, to do a good deed,
write to the LAMER'S CORNER (or rather
SN Contact Adresses) and tell us what
ways you can think of to help lamers.
So PLEASE do write to LAMER'S CORNER!
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HELP A LAMER - BE AN ASSHOLE !
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Joke of the month :
AMSTRAD EURO-PC !
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HOW TO BECOME FAMOUS BY MAKING
BORING INTROCOLLECTIONS !!!
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Hey, dear Lamers ! Today Papa is gonna
tell you how to become really supercool
and famous even in the smallest piece
of shit (like Thailand or India....) :
MAKE BORING INTROCOLLECTIONS! Now today
we're gonna tell you how YOU can make
thiz, step by step.
1.Get a disk and format it.If you don't
know how to achieve this,then send me
the disk and some 50- Marks and be
assured that I'll format it for you.
2.Load the 'PREFERENCES' and try some
sensible, meaningful colors such as
green, white, yellow and purple. Edit
the pointer to be a fuckfinger 'cause
this is cool even if you don't even
know what a fuckfinger means...(Fuck?
Yes, I heard of it before, it is a
Japanese Motorcycle Company,isnt it?)
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